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The devil! exclaimed the editor. Dyou know, Ivan, the heat nearly gave me a stroke just then! I even saw something like a hallucination . . . He tried to smile academy sports and outdoor but his eyes were still blinking with fear and his hands trembled. However he gradually calmed down, flapped his handkerchief and with a brave enough Well, now. . . carried on the conversation that had

been interrupted by their drink of apricot juice. They had been talking, it seemed, about Jesus Christ. The fact was that the editor had commissioned the poet to write a long anti-religious poem for one of the regular issues of academy sports and outdoor his magazine. Ivan Nikolayich had written this poem in record time, but unfortunately the editor did not care for it at all. Bezdomny had drawn the chief figure in his poem, Jesus, academy sports and outdoor in very black colours, yet in the editors opinion the whole poem had to be written again. And now he was reading Bezdomny a lecture on Jesus in order to stress the poets fundamental error. It academy sports and outdoor was hard to say exactly what had made Bezdomny write as he had--whether it was his great talent for graphic description or complete ignorance of academy sports and outdoor the subject he was writing on, but his Jesus had come out, well, completely alive, a Jesus who had really existed, although admittedly a Jesus who had every possible fault. Berlioz however wanted to prove to the poet that the main object was not who Jesus was, whether he was bad or good, but that as a person Jesus had never existed at all and that academy sports and outdoor all the stories about him were mere invention, pure myth. The editor was a well-read man and able to make skilful reference to the ancient historians, such as the famous

Philo of Alexandria and the brilliantly educated Josephus Flavius, neither of whom mentioned a word of Jesus existence. With a display of solid erudition, Mikhail Alexandrovich informed the poet that incidentally, the passage in Chapter 44 of the fifteenth book of Tacitus Annals, where he describes the execution of Jesus, was nothing but a later forgery. The poet, for whom

everything the editor was saying was a novelty, listened attentively to Mikhail Alexandrovich, fixing him with his bold green eyes, occasionally hiccuping and cursing the apricot juice under his breath. There is not one oriental religion, said Berlioz, in which an immaculate virgin does not bring a god into the world. And the Christians, lacking any originality, invented their Jesus academy sports and outdoor in exactly the same way. In fact he never lived at all. Thats where the stress has got to lie. Berliozs high tenor resounded along the empty avenue and as Mikhail Alexandrovich picked his way academy sports and outdoor round the sort of historical pitfalls that can only be negotiated safely by a highly educated man, the poet learned more and more useful and instructive facts about the Egyptian god Osiris, son of Earth academy sports and outdoor and Heaven, about the Phoenician god Thammuz, about Marduk and even about the fierce little-known god Vitzli-Putzli, who had once been held in great veneration by the Aztecs of Mexico. At the very moment when Mikhail Alexandrovich was telling the poet how the Aztecs used to model figurines of Vitzli-Putzli out of dough-- the first man appeared in the avenue. Afterwards, when it was frankly too late, various academy sports and outdoor bodies collected their data and issued descriptions of this man. As to his teeth, he haid platinum crowns on his left side and gold ones on his tight. He wore academy sports and outdoor an expensive grey suit and foreign shoes of the same colour as his suit. His grey beret was stuck jauntily over one ear and under his arm he carried a walking-stick with a academy sports and outdoor knob in the shape of a poodles head. He looked slightly over forty. Crooked sort of mouth. Clean-shav-n. Dark hair. Right eye black, left ieye for some reason green. Eyebrows academy sports and outdoor black, but one higher than the other. In short--a foreigner. As he passed the bench occupied by the editor and the poet, the foreigner gave them a sidelong glance, stopped academy sports and outdoor and suddenly sat down on the next bench a couple of paces away from the two friends. A German, thought Berlioz. An Englishman. ... thought Bezdomny. Phew, he must be hot in those gloves! The stranger academy sports and outdoor glanced round the tall houses that formed a square round the pond, from which it was obvious that he seeing this locality for the first time and that it interested him. His gaze halted on academy sports and outdoor the upper storeys, whose panes threw back a blinding, fragmented reflection of the sun which was setting on Mikhail Alexandrovich for ever ; he then looked downwards to where the windows were turning darker in the

early evening twilight, smiled patronisingly at something, frowned, placed his hands on the knob of his cane and laid his chin on his hands. You see, Ivan, said Berlioz, you

have written a marvellously satirical description of the birth of Jesus, the son of God, but the whole joke lies in the fact that there had already been a whole series of sons of